"Get away driver 8 O'Clock Kilburn High Road - Yes or No?"
Beware the ringing phone, you could find yourself talking to one of these
fonejacker alter-egos:
Terry Tibbs
Terry Tibbs has had more women than you’ve had hot dinners son! He’s a
geezer with tasty line schmateh and the schpiel to match. Owner of Tibbs
Motors Limited, you don’t just jump into bed with Terry Tibbs, you take
Terry Tibbs out to lunch, you wine and dine him, you give him an oil massage
then he gives you 1950 if you’re lucky!
TALK TO ME!
Mr Doovdé
A camel riding aficionado of electrical goods, Mr Doovdé struggles with
acronyms, often mistaking them for complete words like 'Hoomv' (HMV), 'Doovd/Doovdé'
(DVD), 'Pisp/Poospé' (PSP), 'MUP3' (MP3), 'LucDe TIV' (LCD TV), and Ibrahiem
Puck (IBM PC).
"Do you like Pink Poospé?"
Mr Miggins
A somewhat confused elderly gent who finds himself struggling with Genie's
playing Space Invader's in his frontroom after his wife bought a brass lamp
last Wednesday. That's right, Thursday
George Agdgdgwngo
George is the African scamster who'll try to get hold of your bank details
using a variety of stupid stories to lure you into giving him access to your
cash.
As the representative of Money Removal PLC, he needs to transfer your money
from your current vault whilst it's being steam cleaned, otherwise it'll get
wet.
Or maybe the entire bank vault is being redecorated and refurbished with a
Christmas theme? The interior decorators of Bank Festive Redistribution PLC
need to get access to your account number and sort code so they can
festivise your vault with some tinsel and a tree, and George can facilitate
this.
George is also responsible for many international competitions which you
have won, that accumulates all the 1ps and 2ps people forget about into a
monies pot worth over £80! Just let him know your details and he'll wire
over your winnings immediately!
"Welcome to automatic telephone banking, after the beep please enter
your bank account details..."
The Mouse
The Mouse is a smart rodent who requires the regular help from local
services, be they a vet because he's been poisoned after eating some cheese
with green powder on it, or an exterminator to take care of a cat that ate
his mother, father, brother and his cousin from the country.
"How much catnip would it take to render the cat unconscious? Are
cats flammable?"
