He’s from a dark place and he’d like to also see your dark places… Mendoza wants to occupy your function rooms, and investigate your availability.
When the moon is in the first crescent of the year, then it is time for the meetings of the minds and the meetings of the bodies, the pleasures of the flesh. If that means clashing with bingo, then so be it.
It’s not easy organising a sex orgy at really short notice. Come, share the bed and the robes of the coven, and… enjoy!
